What did the Spanish farmer say to his chicken?
--Oh lay.
What do cows read?
--The moos-paper.
Where do cows go on vacation?
--Moo York.
What happens when a dog stays in the sun too long?
--It turns into a hot dog.
Where do cows go on vacation?
--Cow-lifornia.
When a pig burns himself, what does he put on it?
--Oink-ment.
Why was the cow afraid?
--Because he was a cow-ard.
What is a ducks favourite snack?
--Cheese and quackers.
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