Friday, October 15, 2010

Smiley Saturday


What did the Spanish farmer say to his chicken?
--Oh lay.

What do cows read?

--The moos-paper.--In piggy banks.

Where do cows go on vacation?
--Moo York.

What happens when a dog stays in the sun too long?
--It turns into a hot dog.

Where do cows go on vacation?


When a pig burns himself, what does he put on it?

Why was the cow afraid?
--Because he was a cow-ard.

What is a ducks favourite snack?
--Cheese and quackers.